THE HOCKEY MOM PRESIDENT?

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?

Hockey moms wear lipstick.

That hilarity comes to you thanks to the Weekly Standard and their ongoing assessment of John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor (and Hockey Mom) Sarah Palin.

For me, this choice is just plain titillating. To think that a candidate who knows a good powerplay when she sees it, and hates most referees, could potentially be just a ticker failure from running the country.

With that in mind here are some things you should know (or perhaps you already know) about Hockey Moms like Sarah Palin - plus a few campaign slogans that are already making the rounds:

· Hockey Moms can beat up Soccer Moms.
· A Hockey Mom -- bank teller, equipment manager, cheerleader, dietician, driver, nurse, chef. That makes Sarah Palin experienced in finance, trade, leadership, health care, transportation, and domestic product. (And foreign affairs, if her boy played on the travel team.)
· Don't mess with Hockey Moms - they're cold and sleep deprived.
· Hockey Moms, cheerleaders with cow bells.
· War Hero -- Hockey Mom vs Bad Bowler -- Doll Hair…2-0 Republicans.
· I only drive to the rink on days that end in "Y".
· A Hockey Mom can tape your stick and kiss your boo boo.
· Cold State, Hot Vice President -- McCain/Palin 08'
· Hockey Moms know how to strap on pads.
· Finally, a VP that actually knows how to "Drop the Gloves".
· I feed them pregame, drive to practice, clean the wounds, wash the uniforms, smell the fear and feel the pride…I am a Hockey Mom.
· Sarah Palin -- Alaskan Mother Pucker.