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IS THIS THE YEAR?

The NHL's marketing arm (no that's not an oxymoron) has trotted out its' "Is this the year?" campaign again and with it we here at Razor With An Edge thought we'd help finish the question.

Is this the year... Burke and Lowe go Probert – Domi in the press box?

Is this the year... J.S. Giguere looks more like the winner of Biggest Loser than the first guy sent packing?

Is this the year... Atlanta gets an NHL team?

 

Is this the year... Henrik Lundqvist catches a puck?

Is this the year... the Hawks get back on the warpath?

Is this the year... Keenan shaves off the cheesy John Waters looking mustache?

Is this the year... Tippett grows that John Oates lookin' ‘stache back?

Is this the year... Darryl Sutter swears off bitter beer?

Is this the year... the Hurricanes move back to Hartford?

Is this the year... the Avalanche replace Patrick Roy?

Is this the year... Detroit sucks?

Is this the year... Dallas has another parade?

Is this the year... Oil gushes on the ice?

Is this the year... Nashville loads the moving trucks?

Is this the year... Ovechkin shows some skill, passion and emotion?

Is this the year... Crosby stops with the inflammatory, off-the-cuff postgame remarks?

Is this the year... the outdoor game jumps the shark?

Is this the year... hockey on Versus outdraws American Idol?

Is this the year... Montreal switches their team name to Centenarians?

Is this the year... the New York Islanders say screw it and fold?

Is this the year... Marty Brodeur's body shape is documented as "spherical"?

Is this the year... Ballsillie buys in?

Is this the year... Bettman's show gets cancelled? (The radio show, of course)

Is this the year... Florida trims its hockey franchises by 50%?

Is this the year... the Kings realize they need a new "5 year plan"?

Is this the year... Leaf fans realize that their team is not more important than oxygen.

Is this the year... Luongo gets the Cup first?

Is this the year... Hitch tells the media the truth?

Is this the year... linesmen just drop the friggin' puck?

Is this the year... Chelios needs glasses to read plays, trades his iPhone for a Jitterbug, and orders a Clapper?

 

Is this the year... the NHLPA re-announces its presence with authority?

Is this the year... they play a whole period without a commercial break thanks to the new icing rule?

Is this the year... someone lands a haymaker during the Hockey Fights Cancer program.

Is this the year... the Canadian, the American and the Russian... 19, 9 and 91... Sakic, Modano, and Fedorov wave good-bye?

Is this the year... the Cap retreats? (Bet on it.)

Is this the year... more teams play with more imagination and risk?

Is this the year... Hull goes into the HHofF? (Oh right, that's next year)

Is this the year... the NHL bans that "Rock and Roll Part II" song?

Is this the year... Avery drops "Blue Steel" on us?

Is this the year... Gretzky's Coyotes scare a playoff berth?

Is this the year... the White House has a few puck and stick watching parties?

Is this the year... the "Kiss Cam" goes to second base?

Is this the year... someone rides their stick after scoring to win it in a shootout?

Is this the year... the National Hockey League stops insisting unto itself? (I don't know what that means but I heard something similar on Family Guy)

Is this the year...

 

Posted on October 8, 2008 10:32 AM   Email Razor   

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