AL GORE IS AN IDIOT

Global warming my colder-than-a-well diggers-arse!

I'm writing this as we sit on the tarmac in Vancouver awaiting a "de-icing" so we can get going and eventually conclude this Iditirod-like sojourn through Western Canada.

I'd like to get Al's take on why the average temp in Edmonton was -30, so cold that the hydraulics on our plane froze up. Yup, minus 3-0!

The only "inconvenience" and "truth" that the star of An Inconvenient Truth should be made aware of is the day of game travel the Stars had to deal with in getting from Edmonton to Vancouver because the aircraft was paralyzed by frigid temperatures, and the post game flight to Dallas was cancelled due to a blizzard of white snow in the Lower Mainland where they came within a centimeter of an all-time record for snow in the month of December.

To us in the Stars goose-pimpled traveling party, it appears that the polar bears are going to keep their habitat after all.

So on behalf of everyone sitting on this jet may I suggest Al and Tipper stop with the scaremongering and buy themselves parkas and toques cause from our frosted-in window seats it doesn't appear that foul mouthed song lyrics and occasional balmy weather are going to bring down mankind any time soon.