WORLD JUNIORS

Excuse my gushing Canadian nationalism but when it comes to junior hockey..."We're red, we're white, we're dynamite, eh!"

Now the chicken Swedes are all that stands between Canada (or "us") and a fifth consecutive gold medal at the World Junior Tournament going on in Ottawa.

The gold medal game, or as I like to refer to it - the formality before the immortality, goes in a couple hours pitting those soft, blonde norsmen against our proud young pucksters.

How did Canada get to this moment in history?

Well, in order, they throttled:
- The quitter Czechs 8-1
- Borat's favorite, Kahzakstan (He's the Don Cherry of that very sexy country) 15-0
- The Audi loving Germans 5-1
- The cocky, cake eating Americans 7-4
- and then the Soviets in the semis (who apparently had current Bond, Daniel Craig behind their bench. Back to Russia with No Love for you) 6-5

Everybody, Go Canada Go!