NEXT TIME, PACK THE VIAGRA

Another flaccid performance in Denver (they’re now 0-3 the last three trips) has the Razorboy searching for answers - answers that just might come in the form of a little diamond shaped blue pill.

Through exhaustive research it has come to my attention that there is a drug (sildenafil citrate) that suppresses an enzyme that controls blood flow, allowing the vessels to relax and widen. Never heard of it? It’s the one that allows aging baby boomers to still “get busy” – Viagra.

This same mechanism facilitates increased cardiac output and more efficient transport of oxygenated fuel to the muscles in athletes, thus enhancing endurance. (Basically it allows you to compete with a sea-level aerobic capacity at altitude)

Some have seen up to a 45% increase in altitude exercise performance.

So next time the Stars travel to the Mile High City (April 9th) they should all be forced to chug Viagra. It couldn’t hurt could it?

Well, I guess it could, if a mass outbreak of priapism set in. (And if that happened there’d be a lot of explaining to do come shower time.)