THE DEATH OF MIKE MODANO'S WIFE

I don’t want to ruin the movie for you but… in Friday the 13th Mike Modano’s hot, talented, sweet, sassy, (and partially disrobed) wife Mandy (Willa) dies a most gruesome death. (A boat and a machete are involved so…ya, messy)

She dished about the horror remake, her hockey beau, and Paris Hilton on a Razor DVR favorite - Chelsea Lately. (If you haven’t dropped in on Chelsea Handler’s witty gab and rip fest – you must. The interview is linked)

In honor of Mandy/Willa’s sacrifice for the art, here’s a Friday the 13th list of five other women who deserve a similar Jason “treatment” to that of Mrs. Modano’s character:

Rosie O’Donnell (although...I did say women didn’t I?)

Laura Miller (there’d be a lineup to drive the boat if she took a dip in the Trinity)

The cast of Real Housewives of OC (may I suggest a chainsaw instead of a machete to ensure he gets them all)

Ann Coulter (slow and painful would be best)

Nadya Suleman, that wack-job serial birther that has 14 kids thanks to in-vitro fertilization, but has no husband or resources. (Jason, if you can’t get this one done then get Bob Barker to have her spayed – just do it quick before she has another litter.)

Kidding – of course.