ST. PATTIES DAY

Forget the green beer, that’s amateur hour – instead, start your St. Patrick’s Day 2009 with an Irish Coffee.

It's Razorboy endorsed because only Irish Coffee supplies, in a glass, all 4 essential food groups: Alcohol, Caffeine, Sugar, and Fat.

Other things to do on St. Patrick’s Day:

-Track the exploits of Shane O’Brien, Sean O’Donnell, Brendan Shanahan, and Shea Weber

-Debate whether you think Patrick (Roy) would make a good coach choice for the Habs.

-Google “dirty limericks.”

-Drink, drink, drink and then fight, just like a good Irishman.

-Listen to the Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, U2, Thin Lizzy, and the Corrs on your iPod.

-Refer to anyone under 5-9 as a leprechaun.

-For lunch, eat Boxty.

-Stay up bleary-eyed and watch me call the ____ out of the Stars–Canucks game from Vancouver.

-But above all, wear green for cryin’ out loud!