RAZOR GUARANTEE

In the epiphany of epiphanies I have just guaranteed the Stars will open the season 1-0.

I did so on The Ticket this morning during fellow Emmy-endowed broadcast journalist Gordon Keith's apprpriately branded "Gordo's Corner", and I backed it up with a commitment to purchase every fan in attendance a ticket to another game should the unthinkable unfold and the Stars lose to the Predators this weekend. (won't happen...but if it does...)

How can I make such a bold and potentially bankrupting guarantee on a regional Emmy winning colorman's salary? Because I know hockey, I am hockey, and I felt Google was a good buy at a dollar ten, thus giving me "Cuban money"

Speaking of Metroplex owners, did you see Jerry guarantee a Cowboys victory for the opener at JerryWorld? No you didn't. He must not have been a true believer. Either that or he couldn't get an accurate head count past 90 grand.

Anyway, I am thrilled to be so bullish on the Stars and so motivated by the fact that the games will be broadcast on The Ticket, ergo, The Razorboy's Stars Season Opener Sentry Safe Lead Pipe Lock Guaranteed Win Night.

Go Stars! And I mean really go.

Gotta run, I'm carrying my group.