GUARANTEED WIN TIX UPDATE

As promised here’s an update on those free tickets you all have been clamoring about.

My legal representation (Didnott, Sea, Dat & Cumming) has informed me that the likelihood of the Razorboy having to fork over the 18,000 – plus tickets is extremely high. Therefore, I am putting into motion the needed paperwork to launch a formal application for some of that Tarp money.

The bailout would be necessary because Bernake has deemed me “Too big to fail”. (Although, truth be told, the Oilers felt that way when they drafted me in 84’, so…yaaa…)

I want to strike while the irons hot too. I saw that President Obama hosted Crosby and the Pens recently so hockey’s undoubtedly on his mind.

While I’m at it I might do a little double-dip and call the NHL at its Arizona headquarters and see if it would like a piece of the action.

At any rate, if you were at the game Saturday night it looks like I’ll be treatin’ ya to another one, and soon.