OIL SLICKS

Here is an excerpt from the great Terry Jones article in Edmonton titled, “As the Oilers get worse, the jokes get better” – thought you’d be amused by it,

By TERRY JONES, QMI Agency
• The Oilers have cancelled today's skills competition. No skill.
• City police decided not to issue speeding tickets to Edmonton drivers for the rest of the month. Instead they are issuing Oilers tickets.
• A seven-year-old boy involved in a custody case told the judge he'd been beaten by both his parents and several close relatives. The judge granted temporary custody to the Oilers. They don't beat anybody.
• It was after the Oilers lost in San Jose last weekend when one came from Edmonton fans at the game. The two fans had bags on their heads. The name bar on the back of one sweater one read: "I know". On the other it said: "We suck."

Ahhh, the humor of misery.