FIVE MORE CONTRACTS THE NHL SHOULD VOID

1. The Zamboni Czar at MSG...notoriously the worst ice in the league. It makes Reunion Arena’s surface circa 1998 seem teflon-rific! Of course housing a hockey rink on the fourth or fifth floor of a building in the middle of Manhattan does have it’s inherent challenges.

2. Rick Dipietro’s...it’s the one that started all this mess, sort of, and he never plays due to boo boos.

3. Geico…talk about putting all your eggs in the wrong basket. Mike Green? Bruce Boudreau? The Washington Capitals? And no one named Ovechkin to be found? (Unless that was him playing “The Caveman” - sans make-up) The Caps played one round in the playoffs but the spots ran for all four. Woopsy. And besides, it featured some of the stiffest acting since…second thought, probably shouldn’t go there. Well, maybe just this; the soundtrack should have rhymed with "boom-chick-a-wow-wow". Got it?

4. The lawyer’s who didn’t think term limits on contracts should be added to the 2005 CBA conversation.

5. The Bulin Wall’s...the minute he gets the book thrown at him in that Phoenix courtroom (There should be plenty of books to throw considering the legal affairs in that state recently!). If going 60 in a 45 zone in your Ferrari while “extremely intoxicated” isn’t enough to constitute the voiding of it then the league should just cite Khabibulin’s “Rice Paper Wall” performances with Oilers last season.