Give your brain a lil' massage with these nuggets of genius.
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb-ass look on your face.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.